I have always disliked his figures, I have disliked them from day one… I even received Non-Non by accident from a store and well I could have kept quiet and kept it in place of the much cheaper Nono Bome I had ordered, I could not get that sucker back to them fast enough. Don’t get me wrong I love the sculpt he does on the bodies but I hate the face sculpts.
I tried to give him a chance… I love dead or alive and when I seen that Sega Prize was releasing figures by him I was hesitant but Ayane is my absolute favorite character and since they were only Sega Prizes and therefore not expensive I figured what the hell.

On the one hand, I was disappointed because I didn’t really care for them on the other hand it didn’t really surprise me. I really wanted to like them…

Ayane – She is the better one of the two and from the neck down she is delightful but that face >_<

Kasumi- Kasumi is just a train wreck. One can not look away from the horrors.
Needless to say I keep these two at the very back of my DOA shelf where they are hidden by the Kotobukiya DOA figures…
What spurred me to make this hate filled post you ask… The most epic quote ever ” Shunya Yamashita is to anime figures as Uwe Boll is to movies” by another non-Shunya fan.









